The College Rant...
Here is a list of creative responses for those pesky adults that inquire about your post secondary education...
1. I'm a teenager I have NO idea what the crap I wanna do for the rest of my life. WHY ARE YOU PRESSURING ME?!?!!
2. I'm not going thanks!
3. AHHHHHH!
4. The school I want to go to is a bit expensive so I'll "dance" to pick up the slack.
5. Mommy says I'm gonna be home colleged.
6. Mike Wazowski
7. [Your huge blatant lie here!]
8. Yeah, I'm going to do 4 years at the local community college. (think about it ;})
9. Define college...
10. I'm sorry, could you use it in a sentence?
11. I don't understand the question.
12. My parents say I'm too dumb.
14. You're funny. Who needs a degree when you're pretty???
15. Hey, why wasn't there a 13th answer? I might have used that one!
'Kay that's all for now folks I hope you got a smile out of it, if not....
lighten up!2's: A Pet Peeve...
Yay! it's time for another random rant from anna, oh goodie!
Okay I've noticed that a lot of people have been using the word "to" incorrectly. being the english geek that i am it bugs the crap outta me. so my dears, it's time for a short crash course in homophones (words that sound the same but have diff spellings and most times meanings).
2's:
to: I want to slap people who don't know how to properly use "to".
too: I want to slap their teachers, too.
two: Teachers who didn't teach this need two slaps.
merry christmas everybody. you learned somthing.
Crank Dat: How Many Ways Can You Do It?
Hey yall, it’s ya gurl, Ms. I was messin around on youtube with my gurl and we found about five thousand ways to crank dat. I’m jus gonna do this like a list so we can all keep track of this...
You can crank dat:
Soulja boy
lion king http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXICqRdiC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyxa1cYmvno&feature=related
jump rope
wonder woman (YEEEEAH!!!)
Billie Jean
batman
spiderman
superman
aquaman
hulk//super punch
star wars
ice man
robo cop
mega man
scooby doo
kaveman
mini me (my fav so far...)
bowling ball
hot potato
pretty boy
yank
roosevelt
jumpman
ryu
head banga
snap n roll
peter pan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp59jh0oDTM&NR=1
pikachu//pokemon
transformer
babybop
hokey pokey
billie jean
power rangers
urkel//carl winslow
watcha call it
temptation
juggernaut
da boot
cookie
elmo
da park
lawnmo
mr. freeze
forest gump http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E9A9Amk-Lk&feature=related
roadrunner
cabbage patch
spongebob
--hilarious...not fo real tho...unless...--
cap’n crunch
child support
crackhead
neverland//micheal jackson
x-men
border hopper
homeless man
elevator
naija boy
master chief (halo)
byyahhh
grandpa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkFo7dK0z0Y&feature=related
autobot
army boy
aww dude
weezy wee
karate kid
boogee man
leprechaun
harry potter
mt. dew
mike jackson
barney
slow boy
Guys, I love yall. Pick ya favorite ones and when you see me, get to it. I crank it any and everywhere. School, church, gramma’s house...I don’t care I jus do it do it. By myself, wit my gurls this Ms. don care. AND if yall find some more cranks plz lemme know. aight peeps. hOLLa
...wow it took 5 hrs to make this list, I’m such a loser...
My '07 Christmas List
alrighty people here's my 2007 Christmas list! I want:
gas money
cash
cash
lunch money
cash
cash
cash
shopping funds
cash
cash
cash
cash
cash
cash
cash
cash
cash
cash
cash
cash
cash
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
four calling cards
three french Bens
two chocolate doves
AND
a silver mustang gt (yeah baby YEAH!!!)
yeah i want money so you losers won't cheap out on me and buy knock-offs I HATE THAT!!! i hate that lol!
Ron Paul (lmao I can be SO passionate lol)
I was on youtube earlier and I happened to come across a clip about Republican Ron Paul. WTF?!?!?! this dude is one backwards little man. 95% of black men are criminals?! KMA Ron Paul. I wish he would become president, we'd prob end up as slaves agin...%^%*!@^%&$^&
So anyway don't vote for people if you aint heard the whole story. To me it seems that he's a strict constructionist (Yeah! I remember that part of C&E class!).
This is a comment some one left on youtube about him:
RON PAUL AWARENESS DAY
*He wants to legalize crack. Watch the videos "Ron Paul on Morton Downey Jr".
*He's a racist. See what he published in his newsletter and said about the 1964 Civil Rights Act.
*He wants to end the FAA, Department of Education, and privatize fire departments.
*He wants to end the separation of church and state. Google his speech "The War on Religion"
*He claims to be a libertarian but is against gay marriage and abortion.
btw you bet your butt i'm biased on this one, i dare you to try an argument with me on this, its just going to be an auto-ass whoopin...why? because a racist is a racist. I hate racists and defending one would make you one. period.
Links...
http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/ron_paul_racist_anti_semite/
http://boggler.gnn.tv/blogs/23442/Ron_Paul_on_Civil_Rights..
http://spaceramblings.blogsome.com/2007/06/05/ron-pauls-opposition-to-gay-marriage-clarified/
http://www.lewrockwell.com/paul/paul148.html <-- the war on religion
Real Friends
Sup ppls!
I guess I jus wanna tell all my buds that I love yall and am glad to have ppl like yall in my life. REAL friends...what are they? Lemme give you some questions...
Are they the people who listen when you talk so they can go tell someone else?
Are they the people who constantly get you into trouble?
Are they the people helping you to destroy your life?
Get you to start bad habits such as smoking or drinking? yeah, yeah its cool for
2 secs until u drive drunk, sleep wit the wrong person or other bs like
that...plus its just plain gross...trust me, I KNOW
Does that friend get up on the guy you like after you tell her you like him?
Does she sleep with more people than you? if so u mite wanna watch it
Can you trust that person with your deepest, darkest secrets?
Can you believe everything that person says?
Is that person 100% dependable?
Think about the answers to these questions about someone you know. If they don't pass this simple test, drop 'em. It won't be fun or easy, but it will be the best thing to do for YOU.
Back to School Rant
Okay guys, its back to school Monday. Yeah it sux only 2 more days of weekday freedom...But think of the bright side. New teachers...ish, new ppl (kinda), new drama, new lockers, new homework, tests, football games (HUGE @ maiden), lovely skool lunches, new clothes, new stuff, old stuff fun stuff blue stuff...Earlier mornins all this extra crap that you wanted to escape but now strangely you're sorta ready to dive back in agin, if only for a short while then of course its OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER TO GET HERE (agin). and the cycle continues... Personally I'm pretty darn excited to be goin back to Foard but I'm a lil nervous cuz most of my best buds are still at Maiden. So for the third time I have to make a whole new set of friends...Kinda scary, kinda lonely but what the hell I don't mind havin few friends at school, (less drama). If you wanna be my friend come strike up a convo I only look like I'll bite your head off so stupid ppl will leave me the...alone....Will edit later rite now its time to unleash my inner geek.
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